
Defendant Name: Doris Ramsterpegthorp and Jack Ramsterpegthorp
Defendant Phone: 3062204
(( Defendant Discord: Teenyinnit ))
(( Defendant Timezone: GMT ))
Type of Representation (Pick one): Public Defender
Defendant Phone: 3062204
(( Defendant Discord: Teenyinnit ))
(( Defendant Timezone: GMT ))
Type of Representation (Pick one): Public Defender
Charging Department: PD
Date & Time of Incident(s): 05/11/2024 19:00?
Charge(s):
Me and Jack did not commit this crime.
We were married 3 days ago and a bunch of people showed up to our wedding dressed as us, some very convincingly so.
These people are committing obvious crimes in our name and getting us arrested.
At the time of the store robbery, myself and Jack were collecting our various vehicles from around the city and returning them to parking, we didn't rob the store.
Please note in the footage how the "Doris" walks differently to me, doesn't wear a mask, and was holding a gun.
I was found with no gun, a Mask in my Issi Classic, and no evidence of any crime whilst actively trying to get a mechanic to fix my vehicle as i had been doing.
If i were to do a crime, I wouldn't do it in an Issi classic as it's top speed is about 135mph and it's extremely unreliable on the road.
These copycats are extremely good but they are not us and this is the second or third time we've both been arrested for the crimes of these lunatics!
I, Doris Ramsterpegthorp, hereby affirm that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, and understand that knowingly providing false information could result in additional charges and/or fines. (( I affirm that all information submitted has been obtained via In-Character means. ))
Charge(s):
- Armed Robbery
Me and Jack did not commit this crime.
We were married 3 days ago and a bunch of people showed up to our wedding dressed as us, some very convincingly so.
These people are committing obvious crimes in our name and getting us arrested.
At the time of the store robbery, myself and Jack were collecting our various vehicles from around the city and returning them to parking, we didn't rob the store.
Please note in the footage how the "Doris" walks differently to me, doesn't wear a mask, and was holding a gun.
I was found with no gun, a Mask in my Issi Classic, and no evidence of any crime whilst actively trying to get a mechanic to fix my vehicle as i had been doing.
If i were to do a crime, I wouldn't do it in an Issi classic as it's top speed is about 135mph and it's extremely unreliable on the road.
These copycats are extremely good but they are not us and this is the second or third time we've both been arrested for the crimes of these lunatics!
I, Doris Ramsterpegthorp, hereby affirm that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, and understand that knowingly providing false information could result in additional charges and/or fines. (( I affirm that all information submitted has been obtained via In-Character means. ))













