Eclipse Government

Defendant Name: Krystal Meff
Defendant Phone: I aint gut a phone, i can checks my emails at da internetz caffay
(( Defendant Discord: arcangel_ ))
(( Defendant Timezone: London ))
Type of Representation (Pick one): Self-Representation

Charging Department: Los Santos Police Department

Date & Time of Incident(s): 25/FEBRUARY/2025 14:00
Charge(s):

• Prostitushon

Narrative:

I aint even dun anyfinn, I wuz sittin at Leejon square, a guy in a shitbox shows up and i ask him if he wuns to have a good time or sumfin, he says sure. I gets in, he asks me about sum blowjob or sumfin, It wuz super orkward, so i says I can get you a slurpee for 5k. Altho, I din really won too because i'd haff to walk all the way to strawburry store and i hav bunyons. Then, cops shows up, dude legs it and i gets out n put me hands up, cause i aint dun nuffin.

The cops were nice enuff, although wun of them looked like a serial killa or somefin.

The point is, I aint dun nuffin!

---

I, Krystal Meff, hereby affirm that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, and understand that knowingly providing false information could result in additional charges and/or fines. (( I affirm that all information submitted has been obtained via In-Character means. ))

---

---

The Superior Court of San Andreas has received your filing and the case is now pending activation. Be advised that the bench trial court system operates off a time-slot scheduling system. Please look out for notifications from either the courts or your attorney in regards to scheduling your bench trial.

During this time, the defendant is encouraged to reach out to a licensed defense attorney in order to prepare a proper defense, otherwise, a court-appointed attorney will be assigned to the case upon its activation.

The defendant is further encouraged to speak with an authorized individual at Rockford Hills City Hall, Mission Row Police Station, or Paleto Bay Sheriff's Office for official clarification on the specific charges received and their respective date and times, as once the case has been activated, any omitted charges will be considered abandoned and unable to be disputed within this case.


Superior Court Judge
San Andreas Judicial Branch
(909) 274-4300 - [email protected]

---

---

The case of State of San Andreas v. Krystal Meff is hereby activated and opened by this Court.

Be advised that the bench-trial court system runs on a weekly time-slot system. The prosecution and defense are hereby ordered to provide their evidence to the Court via Motion for Discovery within the next 7 days.

If at any point in time the defendant or prosecution wishes to dispute more than just misdemeanor charges or desires a more in-depth examination of the case, they are welcome to file a Motion for a Change in Venue.


Superior Court Judge
San Andreas Judicial Branch
(909) 274-4300 - [email protected]

---

---

The State of San Andreas, by and through the undersigned attorney, filed this Motion for Discovery, and presents the following as evidence;

• Exhibit #1: Arrest Report: Krystal Meff (25/FEB/2025)

  

  

  Los Santos Police Department ARREST REPORT "TO PROTECT AND TO SERVE"

  
  

  ---

  MUGSHOT

  • SUSPECT DETAILS
    • 
      Full Name: Krystal Meff
      Phone Number: 4571768
      Licenses Suspended: No
      Officers Involved:
      • Police Detective III Dale Ashcroft
      • Police Detective III Alexander Olsson
      • Police Sergeant I Aiden Beta
      Charges:
      • NM07 - Prostitution, Pimping or Pandering
    INCIDENT NARRATIVE
    • Incident Date: 25/FEB/2025
      
      Explain what happened, sufficient detail must be given to justify the placed charges, videos could be provided.
      • A tip about a woman providing "A good time" came in from Sgt Beta over the radio on 25/FEB/2025 At approx. 14:15 ((UTC)) Lieutenant Ashcroft deployed a Code 5 white warrener and headed to city parking. After 2-3 minutes he was approached by Krystal Meff, who said that he "Looked Lonley" Krystal agreed to discuss prices elsewhere. Lieutenant Ashcroft drove to an underground parking where Krystal began negotiations. "You wantin' cuddles or the whole journey?" Krystal offered. "What's a blow job gonna run me?" Lieutenant Ashcroft asked dutifully. Krystal then answered back - "I can give you a Slurpee for 5,000" Lieutentant Ashcroft Signaled Detective Olsson and Sgt Beta to move in with a code phrase "Gee willickers"
        After being arrested and taken to Mission Row, Briefly questioned and processed.
    EVIDENCE DETAILS
    • Document the possessions confiscated from the arrested suspect.
      Possessions are to be documented individually, examples of documented illegal possessions are "Pistol .50" or "12 grams of Cocaine". Legal possessions that can be categorized may be grouped, eg. "Clothing" to describe all clothing items. Body camera footage/pictures may be attached as an evidence exhibit.
      
      Where possible, the serial number of each firearm seized as evidence should be noted.
      • Illegal Possessions:
        
        
        Legal Possessions:
        Exhibit A:
        
        
        Photograph of Possessions (MANDATORY)

        

  

• Exhibit #2: Witness Statement: Detective Dale Ashcroft

  

  

  
  San Andreas Judicial Branch
  Official Witness Statement
  "HERE FOR YOU | SAFE FOR YOU"

  Case Information

  • Incident Date: 25/FEB/2025

  Witness Information

  • Name: Dale Ashcroft
    Date of Birth: 07/JAN/1984
    Phone Number: 911-911
    Occupation: Lieutenant II, Los Santos Police Department

  Witness Statement

  • While patrolling the City on the morning of 25/FEB/2025, Sgt Beta made a radio call indicating a woman at City Parking was offering "A good time." I suspected this may be a case of prostitution and went undercover to initiate a sting operation. In approached Legion Square and spotted a woman dressed in Skimpy clothing and initiated a conversation with her. She asked me if I was lonely, I asked her about prices, and she asked to get in the vehicle to talk somewhere more private. I asked her, "How much for a blowjob?"
    "I can give you a slurpee for 5,000," She replied.
    At this point, I signaled my nearby back-up to move in and arrest Krystal.
    Krystal was taken to Mission Row and Briefly questioned before being charged with prostitution.

  Witness Affirmation

  • I, Dale Ashcroft, affirm that the above statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. I affirm that this statement has been made voluntarily, made without promise of reward, and made not under threat, force, or coercion. ((I affirm that all information submitted has been obtained via In-Character means.))
    
    Signed,
    
    
    Dale Ashcroft
    Lieutenant II
    Los Santos Police Department
    
    Date: 01/MAR/2025

  

• Exhibit #3: Bodycam Footage: Detective Dale Ashcroft

  Bodycam Footage: ((
  ((

Terence Williams
Attorney General
San Andreas Judicial Branch
234-9321 — [email protected]

---

• Parties,
  
  This is to serve as a FIRST notice to the defendant that bench trials are currently scheduled on multiple days throughout the week. Please notify the court if these times do not work for you. The expectation of the court is that each defendant file a notice for availability in the next 7 days. Date, times, and formatting shown here. The courts will only provide the defendant three notices prior to involuntarily dismissing the case in favor of prosecution due to lack of response from the defendant.
  
  Respectfully,
  
  
  Superior Court Judge
  San Andreas Judicial Branch
  (909) 304-2935 — [email protected]

---

• Parties,
  
  This is to serve as a SECOND notice to the defendant that bench trials are currently scheduled on multiple days throughout the week. Please notify the court if these times do not work for you. The expectation of the court is that each defendant file a notice for availability in the next 7 days. Date, times, and formatting shown here. The courts will only provide the defendant three notices prior to involuntarily dismissing the case in favor of prosecution due to lack of response from the defendant.
  
  Respectfully,
  
  
  Superior Court Judge
  San Andreas Judicial Branch
  (909) 304-2935 — [email protected]

---

• Parties,
  
  This is to serve as a THIRD notice to the defendant that bench trials are currently scheduled on multiple days throughout the week. Please notify the court if these times do not work for you. The expectation of the court is that each defendant file a notice for availability in the next 7 days. Date, times, and formatting shown here. The courts will only provide the defendant three notices prior to involuntarily dismissing the case in favor of prosecution due to lack of response from the defendant.
  
  Please note there is the possibility of a trial happening if defendants show up to City Hall and both a judge and defense attorney are available.
  
  Respectfully,
  
  
  Associate Justice
  Branch Administrator
  San Andreas Judicial Branch
  505-9925 — [email protected]

---

---

Due to a lack of response from the defendant in the above case, the case will now be involuntarily dismissed. The defendant was given ample time to interact and file availability. If any of the dates and times did not align with the schedule of the defendant, they were able to contact the courts stating the like. As no contact has been made with the courts aside from the initial filing, this case will now be dismissed and the charges will remain on the record of the defendant.


Respectfully,


Associate Justice
Branch Administrator
San Andreas Judicial Branch
505-9925 — [email protected]