[NEWSLETTER #37] SASG Updates - January
Posted: 09 Feb 2025, 23:59
Introduction
"New year, new me!" That's what everyone says at the turn of the new year isn't it? Well not here! At the San Andreas State Government we're not going to make wild claims for how much better 2025 will be to previous years, instead we're going to demonstrate our betterment and hopefully give tangible changes that are long overdue. We'll be highlighting some in this newsletter such as, showcasing an amazing non-profit organization, giving you direct information on available business leases, and updating you on the first month of 2025. So get out your reading glasses because this information blast doesn't come with a subway surfers video.
Response to Weazel Article about Aliens
Recently, an article was published by Weazel Network which has made a series of speculative and unfound claims regarding alleged activities taking place in Cayo Perico. The San Andreas State Government categorically denies these claims and wishes to address the misinformation being circulated.
"George" and his alleged role
The universe is vast, and while there is much we may not yet understand, some mysteries are better left for the right moment to be explored. As science and technology evolve, who’s to say what truths may one day come to light? For now, we assure the public that there is nothing to fear, and when the time comes to share more, we will.
"George" and his alleged role
- The individual photographed referred to as "George" is not affiliated with any known government operation. Speculative narratives surrounding this individual are baseless and lack credible evidence. Our records indicate no such employee exists within our jurisdiction.
- The photographs and descriptions of alleged alien related materials, including supposed "alien heads" or "green eggs", are entirely fabricated. These images lack any context and appear to be misinterpreted. The State Government reiterates that there is no credible evidence of extra-terrestrial activity in San Andreas.
- Military presence in and around San Andreas is routine and follows strict operational protocols. The deployment of personnel and equipment to Cayo Perico is in alignment with standard training exercises and security measures. The suggestion that such activities are related to "alien discoveries" or "top-secret government weapons" is entirely false.
- The article’s claims regarding supposed “alien discovery documents” in the Governor’s office are patently false. The images shown do not reflect the reality of any government operations or offices in San Andreas. In fact, Governor Castillo's office looks nothing like that picture.
The universe is vast, and while there is much we may not yet understand, some mysteries are better left for the right moment to be explored. As science and technology evolve, who’s to say what truths may one day come to light? For now, we assure the public that there is nothing to fear, and when the time comes to share more, we will.
Article
Appointment of Julia Whitehorse as Director of the Administration Bureau
The Administration Bureau plays a vital role in the operations of the SASG, handling the vast majority of employee relations, starting at recruitment and continuing throughout the life of individuals' careers at the SASG. The AB works tirelessly every day to ensure that the State Government and its employees maintain a high standard of integrity and dedication to their work, so that you can trust the right people are handling matters of State.
Going into 2025, Director Whitehorse remains committed to pushing the goalposts on progress within the AB and, by extension, the entire State Government.
Statement from Director Whitehorse's Appointment wrote:It is an honor to be, keep aiming for more. Merci
Los Santos Helping Hands
Los Santos Helping Hands opened their doors recently with their soup kitchen where they served Gumbo to members of the public. Located on Grove Street, a part of the city known for it's low-income status, there are many people in need of support and Helping Hands is a new business with the aim of restoring dignity and to provide a foundation for personal growth to undeserved individuals by offering shelter, meals, and resources for social and economic reintegration.
I spoke with Mr Stan Foxx, the owner of this non-profit organization, and he explained how their aim is to be someone to lean on for those suffering hardships. He also briefly mentioned plans to talk with the San Andreas Department of Corrections Felon Reformation Program for a future potential partnership in how they can complement each other. Here at the state government, we greatly support these kinds of initiatives and we will not only back them financially, but also with other resources. We really hope the community gets engaged in this great idea!
You can find their LifeInvader page here and their website here
I spoke with Mr Stan Foxx, the owner of this non-profit organization, and he explained how their aim is to be someone to lean on for those suffering hardships. He also briefly mentioned plans to talk with the San Andreas Department of Corrections Felon Reformation Program for a future potential partnership in how they can complement each other. Here at the state government, we greatly support these kinds of initiatives and we will not only back them financially, but also with other resources. We really hope the community gets engaged in this great idea!
You can find their LifeInvader page here and their website here
Lease Opportunities
This month our Business Leases Desk has been extremely busy, ensuring that the citizens of the state have ample opportunity to run a business. With 7 currently active, we still have 2 leases that are open! We have the general store at 29 West Mirror Dr and also the general store at 13 Clinton Ave. These two businesses are a 3 month lease at $25,000/month each with their business registrations and licenses all paid for provided by the San Andreas State Government.
Click here to go to the Business Leases Desk where you can check the different businesses available and also their requirements if you want to take advantage of this opportunity yourself!
Click here to go to the Business Leases Desk where you can check the different businesses available and also their requirements if you want to take advantage of this opportunity yourself!
Make sure to follow us on LifeInvader
If you find yourself thinking "wow I can't wait until the beginning of the next month to find out what is new with the San Andreas State Government, then our LifeInvader is for you! Just click the link above and give our page a like so your news feed can contain the latest and most up-to-date information straight from our Public Relations Bureau!
SASG Employee Question Of The Month
Yes, I stole this idea from the LSSD Newsletters.
What's your favourite government funded agency and why?
Assistant Governor Ren Sanchez wrote:Currently my favorite is LSSD because some of them actually had the balls to show up and roast Lewis at the event!
Director Solomon Cobb wrote:My favourite is the San Andreas Department of Corrections because they host so many neat events for the public.
Government Official Celeste Bulfinch wrote:My favorite government funded agency is LSEMS. As I undergo my pregnancy at this current time, knowing I have a doctor caring for me and my child makes me feel safe and secure.
Deputy Director Tristan Murphy wrote:My favorite has to be SADOC. The officers are always helpful and kind to everyone, making every visit a smooth experience.
Senior Official Harvey Johnson wrote:JB because they're the closest department to what I do and are probably the people I would've joined if not for the government.
Director Julia Whitehorse wrote:SADOC, because I learned a lot from there!
CONTACT INFORMATION
Solomon Cobb
Director | Public Relations Bureau
San Andreas State Government
✉ [email protected]
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Oliver Dutch
Senior Official | Public Relations Bureau
San Andreas State Government
✉ [email protected]