Eclipse Government

1.1 Title (Mr/Miss/Mrs): BETA
1.2 First Name: WOLFGANG
1.3 Last Name: BATHSHEBA

1.4 Date of Birth: I DONT KNOW
1.5 Place of Birth: I WAS BORN IN BAYSMINT WITH MOMMY DOG AND DOGGY SIBLINGS

1.6 Contact Number: SCOOBEE HELPS ME
1.7 Residential Address: BATHSBEHA CHURTKT

1.8 Proof of identification and license ((/license))
Attached digital copy THIS PART WAS TOO HARD

2.1 Please provide a short biography about yourself (minimum 100 words):
I AM WOLFGANG
I LIKE MY FAMIKY LYKE ALPHA SCOOBEE AND RONEE AND STELEBLEO AND SOCIAL AND KUNO AND TAKQWAN AND TRAHSCAT AND ALEE JEAM AND ALBURT AND HONK BUT NOT REELY CAUSE SHE MEAN TO RONEE AND TIMMOWTHYYY AND MMMMMASON AND SHAG AND ROSE AND BO AND MOUSEEYY AND FWED AND COIN AND ROCK AND SKIPPEEEE YAY.
I LIKE FLARG
I HAYTE BOOFA
I AM BIG STRONG WOLF WITH GOOD BITE YES

2.2 Why do you want to join the San Andreas Department of Corrections, and why should we hire you over other applicants? (minimum 75 words)
MONEY!!! WE AMS SO POOR AT CHURCH WE NEEDS MONEY AND SO THE BOOFAS WILL STOPS ARRESTITNG G US

3.1 Have you ever worked for a government agency or any other job before? If so, which ones and what was your position?
YES AM BEST DOG AT CHURCHT

3.2 Have you ever been convicted of a crime? If so, explain:
NO THE BOOFAS ARRESTS ME FOR NO REEZUN

I, WOLFGANG BATHSHEBA the undersigned, hereby declare: That the information contained within this application form, the curriculum vitae, and in the enclosed documents to my knowledge is true, and I undertake to provide documentary evidence if required. I furthermore declare that all copies enclosed are true to the original documents. I declare that my answers are my own original answers and are not AI generated answers. I declare that I am aware that any lack of veracity of the information or the distortion of the documents will entail the invalidity of the merits affected and that I may be liable for legal responsibility. THIS PART IS TOO HARD TO REED YOU SHUD MAKE ITS SHORTER

I declare that the foregoing is true and correct.
WHY DO I NEED TO WRITES MY NAME AGAIN
Signing date I DUNNO

5.1 Forum name: I am so sorry
5.2 Discord Username: JellyFaun#9141
5.3 IRL age: Dinosaur (33)
5.4 Geographical Location/Timezone: EST

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5.5 Have you had any admin punishments on any character? If so, explain:
This is not a real application i am so sorry

5.6 Are you currently banned from any faction in the Eclipse Community?
[] Yes
[x] No

5.7 Have you ever been or are you currently in another official faction? If so, name the faction(s) and your rank
Answer

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5.8 Do you have a working microphone and are you able to use Teamspeak?
[] Yes
[] No

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5.9 Please provide a picture of your /stats:
Link

5.10 Please provide an unedited picture of your character list and admin logs:
Link

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• Dear Wolfgang,
  
  Upon reviewing the application submitted to us by yourself, we regret to inform you that we have no choice but to deny your application to join the SADOC. Your application has therefore been archived. Due to the following reasons, we were unable to accept you today:
  • Unfortunately with your long criminal history and given that you stuffed Captain Lee in your trunk a few days ago we are not interested in hiring you anytime soon. Although, when we no longer want Captain Lee you'll be the first person we contact so you can make us some Randy Soup.
  In relation to any queries, questions, or concerns, please email one of our officers with the Human Resources division using the government website (( forum PM the HR officer who sent this reply )). You can reapply in one week's time provided the reasons for the denial are able to be rectified.

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• Kind regards,
  
  
  Galileo Czapiewski
  Commander
  San Andreas Department of Corrections
  [email protected]

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• Dear Wolfgang,
  
  Upon reviewing the application submitted to us by yourself, we regret to inform you that we have no choice but to deny your application to join the SADOC. Your application has therefore been archived. Due to the following reasons, we were unable to accept you today:
  • Multiple felony charges received within the last week alone
  • General poor effort with the application
  • A liking to kidnapping our officers
  In relation to any queries, questions, or concerns, please email one of our officers with the Human Resources division using the government website (( forum PM the HR officer who sent this reply )). You cannot reapply due to certain charges previously placed against you.
  
  If you do wish to get a job elsewhere in the county, please consider the Felon Reformation Program as our team there will be able to assist you with reforming and potentially joining another employment option.

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• Kind regards,
  
  
  Wesley Moon
  CO III, Human Resources Supervisor
  San Andreas Department of Corrections