Eclipse Government

Title (Mr/Miss/Mrs): General
First Name: Jesus
Last Name: Monterrey

Date of Birth: 07/Feb/1942
Place of Birth: Los Angeles, CA

Contact Number: I prefer letters
Residential Address: The train tracks on Palomino Freeway

Height: 186 cm
Weight: 79 kg

Proof of identification and license ((/license))
Attached digital copy

Please provide a short biography about yourself (minimum 100 words):
I was born during WWII, we Americans won the war. When I was in my teen years, I got my first job at an ice cream shop. When I turned 18, I joined the U.S Army. Fasts forward at the age of 63 I get promoted to General of the army. 10 years later my wife passed away and I retired from the army. Ever since then my children and grandchildren have been taking care of up in till a few months ago when they decided to hire a caretaker for me and sent me to Los Santos for a year or two. I forgot how long they said for, but I want to work to you prison people. But I don't know how to use a computer or my phone, which is why I'm having my grandson do my application.

How much time and energy do you plan on dedicating towards the department in the event you are hired?
as long as the inmates or coworkers don't piss me off

Why do you want to join the San Andreas Department of Corrections, and why should we hire you over other applicants? (minimum 125 words)
Pick me because I have military experience. The reason why I want to work for you prison people is because some people need a beating, with me people will wish they didn't come to prison

How do you handle pressure or stressful situations?
I was a General for God sakes

What qualifications or traits do you possess that may be an asset to us (Minimum 75 words)?
I was an Army General

Do you have any previous military or law enforcement history? If so, elaborate:
yes

Have you ever worked for a government agency? If so, which ones and what was your position?

Do you have any previous experience working as part of a team?
are you Dumb?

Have you ever been convicted of a crime? If so, explain:
I was arrested for not driving, I took it to the bullshit court people and wanted me to pay them?

At least 2 past employment is required

Name of employer: Jerry Love
Period of employment: 23/Jan/1958 - 01/June/1958
Position: Cashier
Duties: Give people their Ice cream and tax them for it
Reason for leaving: My boss was a bitch

Name of employer: United States
Period of employment: 20/June/1960 - 10/Sep/2018
Position: General
Duties: What do you think a General does?
Reason for leaving: Got too old

I, Jesus Monterrey the undersigned, hereby declare: That the information contained within this application form, the curriculum vitae, and in the enclosed documents to my knowledge is true, and I undertake to provide documentary evidence if required. I furthermore declare that all copies enclosed are true to the original documents. I declare that I am aware that any lack of veracity of the information or the distortion of the documents will entail the invalidity of the merits affected and that I may be liable for legal responsibility.

I declare that the foregoing is true and correct.
Jesus Monterrey
Signing date 04/OCT/2022

Dear Applicant,

Upon reviewing the application submitted to us by yourself, we regret to inform you that we have no choice but to deny your application to join the SADOC. Your application has therefore been archived. Due to the following reasons we were unable to accept you today:

• Incorrect Title.
• Instead of attaching a picture of your license you have attached a picture of 2 people in LSC.
• Failed to meet the word count on the “ Why do you want to join the San Andreas Department of Corrections, and why should we hire you over other applicants?” question.
• You are too old.
• Failed to meet the word count on the “What qualifications or traits do you possess that may be an asset to us” question.
• ((You have editied the application by deleting the OOC questions))
• Overall a lack of effort in the whole entire application.

In relation to any queries, questions, or concerns, please email one of our officers with the Human Resources division using the government website (( forum PM the HR officer who sent this reply )). You can NEVER reapply for the San Andreas Department of Corrections ever again.

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Sincerely,

Jimmithy Jemima
Correctional Officer III, Human Resources Support
San Andreas Department of Corrections
[email protected]




Katie Schneider
Deputy Warden, Head of Human Resources
San Andreas Department of Corrections
[email protected]





Kourtney Lafleur
Warden
San Andreas Department of Corrections