Defendant Name: Krystal Meff
Defendant Phone: I aint gut a phone, i can checks my emails at da internetz caffay
(( Defendant Discord: arcangel_ ))
(( Defendant Timezone: London ))
Type of Representation (Pick one): Self-Representation
Defendant Phone: I aint gut a phone, i can checks my emails at da internetz caffay
(( Defendant Discord: arcangel_ ))
(( Defendant Timezone: London ))
Type of Representation (Pick one): Self-Representation
Charging Department: Los Santos Police Department
Date & Time of Incident(s): 25/FEBRUARY/2025 14:00
Charge(s):
I aint even dun anyfinn, I wuz sittin at Leejon square, a guy in a shitbox shows up and i ask him if he wuns to have a good time or sumfin, he says sure. I gets in, he asks me about sum blowjob or sumfin, It wuz super orkward, so i says I can get you a slurpee for 5k. Altho, I din really won too because i'd haff to walk all the way to strawburry store and i hav bunyons. Then, cops shows up, dude legs it and i gets out n put me hands up, cause i aint dun nuffin.
The cops were nice enuff, although wun of them looked like a serial killa or somefin.
The point is, I aint dun nuffin!
I, Krystal Meff, hereby affirm that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, and understand that knowingly providing false information could result in additional charges and/or fines. (( I affirm that all information submitted has been obtained via In-Character means. ))
Charge(s):
- Prostitushon
I aint even dun anyfinn, I wuz sittin at Leejon square, a guy in a shitbox shows up and i ask him if he wuns to have a good time or sumfin, he says sure. I gets in, he asks me about sum blowjob or sumfin, It wuz super orkward, so i says I can get you a slurpee for 5k. Altho, I din really won too because i'd haff to walk all the way to strawburry store and i hav bunyons. Then, cops shows up, dude legs it and i gets out n put me hands up, cause i aint dun nuffin.
The cops were nice enuff, although wun of them looked like a serial killa or somefin.
The point is, I aint dun nuffin!
I, Krystal Meff, hereby affirm that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, and understand that knowingly providing false information could result in additional charges and/or fines. (( I affirm that all information submitted has been obtained via In-Character means. ))
