Introduction
Terrorist attacks, executions, work opportunities for Mexicans, cool community events, and much more in the February edition of the State Government's monthly newsletter!
"Wait, this isn't a girlies concert?"
"Wait, this isn't a girlies concert?"
Attack On City Hall
Last week we held a press conference to address a recent explosion that left the west wing of city hall in rubble. An individual known as Gabe Ehrmantraut and several other members of the group known as "The Shadows" utilised a car bomb in a coordinated terrorist attack on city hall. A vehicle was planted outside the offices of our interns and general staff, and upon investigation of the vehicle by numerous GSB Agents, was remotely detonated to ensure as many personal where killed as possible. His accomplices then began firing heavy weaponry at responding officers and civilians to kill as many individuals as possible.
POV: You have to give a press conference on a topic you only learnt about 5 minutes prior.
5 of our Government Security personnel were killed in the attack, and also 1 civilian. This act of terror was responded to by the State Government with Executive Order #11, Ordering the execution of Mr. Ehrmantraut.
A group of construction workers offered their services to the State Government to be contracted to rebuild the damaged structures. The contract is still being finalised but they were eager to get to work and show us what they're made of. A few OSHA violations, injured crew members, and fly-tipped rubble later, they eventually got into the swing of things! We'll be producing a full report of their performance and whether we recommend this team in due time as their progress furthers.
We gave them money for full PPE, they purchased taco ingredients and bought a few hard hats with the rest.
Make Gov Great Again (#MGGA)
BIG GOV is back, but this time, it's BETTER THAN EVER. Introducing the "Make Gov Great Again" ( #MGGA ) campaign!
👔 More Listening to the public!
🗳️ More interaction with the Law Review Committee!
📜 Paperwork So Good, You’ll Frame It!
💰 Tax Dollars Working Overtime!
No problem is too small for us, no red tape too thick to cut through with another layer of red tape. Because nothing says freedom like more government!
Get involved today! Any suggestions email me on the government website and I will make sure they go to the right people! EMAIL ME NOW
Making government great again… or at least mildly competent! 🤞
👔 More Listening to the public!
🗳️ More interaction with the Law Review Committee!
📜 Paperwork So Good, You’ll Frame It!
💰 Tax Dollars Working Overtime!
No problem is too small for us, no red tape too thick to cut through with another layer of red tape. Because nothing says freedom like more government!
Get involved today! Any suggestions email me on the government website and I will make sure they go to the right people! EMAIL ME NOW
Making government great again… or at least mildly competent! 🤞
Community Highlight - Fishing Frenzy
The Fishing Frenzy event at the pier hosted by Liam Binnie was a great success! Many people showed up to the pier to support this new initiative of bringing some semblance of life back to the pier. Liam partnered with numerous people and businesses across the state such as:
🍩 Jennifer Morris With aunt Doughs Bakery supplying refreshments (The BBC was a top hit!)
🪂 Scottie Cross who offered amazing Sky diving sessions as a prize!
🚗💨 Kim Taek and Downtown Drift Club with the amazing Drift lesson bundle
🔥 Lester Conway donating a Hellfire prize
🛠️ Riley Kilgore and the rest of Los Santos Customs giving away free labor as a prize!
Fishing: The art of sitting around doing nothing… but with a rod.
This event was great and we hope to see more people taking the same initiative that Liam does to get some more community spirit. The San Andreas State Government are always looking to partner with people trying out cool new ideas so if you have one, email me directly or text #42 and we'll try assist you whatever way we can!
🍩 Jennifer Morris With aunt Doughs Bakery supplying refreshments (The BBC was a top hit!)
🪂 Scottie Cross who offered amazing Sky diving sessions as a prize!
🚗💨 Kim Taek and Downtown Drift Club with the amazing Drift lesson bundle
🔥 Lester Conway donating a Hellfire prize
🛠️ Riley Kilgore and the rest of Los Santos Customs giving away free labor as a prize!
Fishing: The art of sitting around doing nothing… but with a rod.
This event was great and we hope to see more people taking the same initiative that Liam does to get some more community spirit. The San Andreas State Government are always looking to partner with people trying out cool new ideas so if you have one, email me directly or text #42 and we'll try assist you whatever way we can!
Government Owned Wedding Venues
Wanted to host your special day in a beautiful unique location? We actually own several great venues, check them out below and if you're interested in utilizing one than talk to a member of the government.
5 Gentry Lane
16 Boulevard Del Perro
Golf Course
Observatory
Vineyard (Work in progress)
SASG Employee Question Of The Month
Who is your favourite Los Santos civilian, and why?
Director Solomon Cobb wrote:The unofficial Mayor of Grapeseed, Herbert Butler. He owns almost every property in grapeseed and is one of my ex-bosses. He needs friends, go visit him.
Director Lester Conway wrote:My favourite civilian is Trixie Bankshot, because she owns and operates the GOON Cave.
Deputy Director Tristan Murphy wrote:Carter "Trip" Bulfinch is my favorite Los Santos civilian because he embodies dedication, integrity, and family values. As a model husband to Celeste, he consistently shows unwavering love and support, setting an example of what a true partnership looks like. His strong work ethic at DCC proves his commitment to bettering the city, and there’s no doubt that his determination and character will make him an incredible father one day. Trip represents the best qualities of a hardworking, dependable, and family-oriented man.
Director Julia Whitehorse wrote:my favorite civilian in the city other than my family and people around me is Lotte Schloss, she is so positive and keeps the smile on her face always
Upcoming Government Sponsored Event
Taking bets on who will win, the old man or the governor. My bets are on Vince.
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CONTACT INFORMATION
Solomon Cobb
Director | Public Relations Bureau
San Andreas State Government
✉ [email protected]
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