[Press Release] Pulling back the Curtins

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[Press Release] Pulling back the Curtins

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Los Santos County Sheriff's Department
News Release
November 25, 2022
"A TRADITION OF SERVICE"
Sheriff Bobby Kirk

  • Pulling Back the Curtins
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  • Some would say that sexual intercourse is a holy communion of body and soul, and some would say that it's the best way to have a child, but for individuals like Curtins MacFadden, sex is simply a cheap thrill to be had with any stranger on the street.

    On November 24th, 2022, Investigators with the Sheriff's Investigation Bureau Vice Unit put in play a Sting Operation intended to weed out sex-starved individuals from our society and prevent them from taking their thirst for lust a little too far.

    The female deputy pictured, who shall remain anonymous, posed as a sex worker at the Los Santos Parking Garage, wearing intentionally provocative clothing, in order to increase the effectiveness of the operation. Code words were agreed upon with Vice Investigators, who were aware of all variables being introduced at any given moment, and vehicles were picked out to be used.

    Shortly into the operation, Curtins MacFadden, pictured above, approached the undercover deputy, and asked simply "How much?" initiating a conversation regarding the exchange of currency for sexual favors. The undercover deputy played along with the conversation, as assigned, and brought Curtins to a secluded location, where she gave the code word to Vice Investigators to move in.

    Needless to say, Curtins was excited for the chance to indulge his carnal desires, and was caught quite literally, with his pants down as Investigators sprung onto him, Curtins attempted to flee towards a nearby BF400, but thanks to his partial disrobement, taser prongs were far faster than he was.

    As a result of the investigation, Curtins MacFadden was charged with Nuisance Misdemeanor 07 - Prostitution, Pimping or Pandering.

    To those of you who have read this and got a rise out of it, keep an eye out for friends, family, or other loved ones who display an increased sex drive, and get them the help they need, before they turn to such measures.

    For those of you who believe that Curtins is an outlier in getting caught, you can be sure that Vice Investigators will be knocking at your door soon enough.
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  • For Information, Contact:

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    Sergeant Martin Haswell
    (909) 568-9567 — [email protected]

    Sheriff's Information Division
    Los Santos County Sheriff's Department
    Procopio Promenade 1, Paleto Bay
    Los Santos, SA, 909
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